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Sunday, February 19, 2012
Possible changes in the renamed school of nursing
Remember, these are only possibilities....
* Classes will be shortened. Morning sessions from 10 A.M. until 11:45 A.M. and afternoon sessions will be from 2:00 P.M. until 3:45 P.M.
* Nurses white uniforms will be replaced by black gowns.
*Classes in "Art of Bedside Manners" will be dropped and nurses can remain grouchy.
*Nurses will be required to read the patient Miranda Warnings before asking him to stick out his tongue and say "Aw."
* School Cafeteria will be replaced with a Dunkin' Donut Shop.
* Tennis Elbow treatment will be the specialty of the school.
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