I cannot believe that the Gilberton’s Chief of Police has a youtube
video that has gone viral in a few days, being watched by hundreds of thousands, while my blog, after years, is stuck in
the mid-thirty thousand hit range.
This makes me very depressed.
This makes me very depressed.
My shrink told me to cheer up and forget about it. He told me that people now a days
are more interested in the visual and that my blog requires reading. People
just aren’t into reading like they used to be.
My shrink told me that maybe I should
spice up my blog with some profanity and violence. He said that maybe would get more hits if I
did this. If I did it right I could even get elected to a school board.
You know, he’s probably right.
I watched the Chief’s video. It was well-directed. A little light on plot but the video should appeal to the Nintendo crowd. It was also well acted, a combination of early Brando, Lenny Bruce and Don Knotts. Two thumbs up.
I too believe in the 2nd Amendment
(except for that stupid first part about having a well-regulated militia, that was
probably snuck into the Amendment by Ben Franklin when no one was looking. I never trusted that guy).
I am the staunchest 2nd Amendment proponent around. I am against
background checks, frontground checks, sideview checks, wheat checks or any
other kind of checks. The 2nd Amendment says nothing about checks.
My interpretation of the 2nd Amendment is that any person should be able to own any type of firearm that the person can pick up with one hand. It is that simple. I call it the one-hand rule. If you can’t pick it up with one hand, you can’t own it. Very simple. This eliminates the right to personally own a cannon. No one can pick up a cannon with one hand. Go ahead and try it.
My interpretation of the 2nd Amendment is that any person should be able to own any type of firearm that the person can pick up with one hand. It is that simple. I call it the one-hand rule. If you can’t pick it up with one hand, you can’t own it. Very simple. This eliminates the right to personally own a cannon. No one can pick up a cannon with one hand. Go ahead and try it.
If you have a disability that prevents you from picking up
the gun with one hand, then tough noogies. You can’t own a gun. If you are
worried about protection but can't pick up a gun, the Hillside SPCA is flooded with pit bulls. Take a ride over and pick one out.
Some say this is preposterous. What about the mentally ill?
Those with dementia? Those with Fregoli Delusion? Mad Cow Disease? The very
young? The very restless? The fast? The furious? To those critics who would deny these people the right to bear
arms, I say, read your F%&# Constitution,
or at least watch the #@!!% video version.
Our Bill of Rights has been trampled on for years; just read
Article VII: “In suits at common law, where the value in controversy shall
exceed twenty dollars, the right of trial by jury shall be preserved.”
You know that bottle had cost me about 27 Friggen bucks. I went to the Friggen Squire’s office and demanded a Friggen jury trial.
I. never. Friggen. got. one!
What about my Friggen
Constitutional right to a Friggen jury trial as promised by Friggen Article
VII? Not even in Friggen Gilberton do they give
citizens their full 7th Amendment rights.
My shrink told me I should throw some video showing off my support of the 2nd Amendment into
the blog. He said it should increase the traffic to my site and increase my hits. So here it goes. It contains some violence. I hope it works. I hope I go viral.
Keep coming back.
Keep coming back.
