The anticipation builds. More excitement it seems than over the selection of Pope Francis. Schuylkill County awaits the arrival of its newest citizen.
Times have changed since the early days of the contest. Now the winning mother and the father (if properly identified) may be entitled to free paternity testing, free day care, section 8 housing, heating subsidy, cell phone (with unlimited texting), legal services, food assistance, medical assistance, and educational grants.
To keep up with the times the dry cleaning prize has been changed from cleaning of suits and dresses to cleaning of sweat pants or pajamas for either parent.
The local bookies are waiting to place your bets.
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