Sunday, April 25, 2010

History of Schuylkill County (chapter 3: Centre Turnpike)

Prior to 1812 Schuylkill County’s transportation routes consisted of a few isolated Indian trails and bridle paths. The Centre Turnpike, opened in 1812, followed a large portion of the old King’s Highway, originally intended to be the Northwest Passage to Knoebel’s Grove; this new turnpike however veered to the west to join the cities of Reading and Sunbury. Economically this thoroughfare was significant for the county, giving many citizens government jobs at the various toll booths that dotted the highway. By 1815 17% of the county’s male population had employment as toll booth attendants. This began the two hundred year old love affair between the citizenry and government jobs.
With so many travelers on the turnpike, this also created an opportunity for many restaurateurs to open establishments and offer the wayfarers the cuisine common in their European mother countries.
One major innovation of the eateries was “drive-through” service which allowed customers on horseback or stagecoach to order and pick up food without stepping foot inside.
Forensic archeologists have recently determined that the most popular take-outs of these early settlers included chow chow, fluffernutter sandwiches, gruel and porter ale – all still popular today. The most popular meals eaten inside at a table included leek soup, collops, pigeon breasts, onion rings, porter ale and sweet and sour possum (also still popular today at Renninger’s Market).
Many of these eateries catered to children, featuring primitive “Happy Meals” of a boiled pig’s stomach with a small toy, such as a pocketknife, hidden inside. To keep these active children content while the adults finished off their meal with tobacco and a pitcher of ale, indoor “playgrounds” were available, consisting of small collieries where coal could be broken by children into smaller pieces with their grubby little fingers. Stephen Girard and others adopted this practice on a larger scale in the booming coal industry, creating unheard of financial opportunities for children which allowed them to buy more “Happy Meals.”
Billboard advertising appeared along the highway in the 18th century. The first billboard announced the distance to “Spa Centre Turnpike” in North Manheim Township. The ones that followed advertised nearby taverns. In the mid-1820s Pottsville’s downtown was not as busy as it is today. There were no enticing tattoo parlors and no ‘cash for trash’ businesses. ....none.... zippo.... In those early days, tattooing was done in the privacy of one’s own stable, keeping much of the population off the streets. Pottsville, however, had several watering holes that attracted those from near and far.

The most famous pub was The White Horse Tavern, at the corner of Mahantongo and Centre Streets. John Pott purchased the premises in 1818 and every weekend featured the legendary house bands Anthro Sylicosis and the original Stanky and the Coalminers. It was here that Mrs. Pott uttered that classic phrase, “This ain’t no disco.” Trendy scenesters soon flocked to the White Horse to “see and be seen.” Boasting a nice, loungey atmosphere that easily transmuted into a wild and infectious party, the Tavern offered a welcoming atmosphere. It soon became a hip testament to Pottsville featuring a long list of chic and potent whiskey concoctions, quality tap beers, pretty women, beer pong tables, and some darn good bar food such as pickled eggs, house pizzas, calzones, shepherd’s pie, bangers and mash. Amidst an array of sophisticated mixed drinks, reverberating lounge music, and the eclectic and attractive clientele, one sort of faded back at first, before awakening by the increasingly exhilarating action on the dance floor. On weekends the party often became excessive and overwhelming to the fainter patrons, but it was never crass or vulgar. Thursdays could be chill as Thursday was karaoke night.
So much for the history of the Centre Turnpike.

Sunday, April 11, 2010

Schuylkill County History (chapter two)






Anthracite coal

After Necho Allen accidentally discovered anthracite in the late eighteenth century, the fossil fuel was ignored until mega-millionaire Stephen Girard purchased most of northern Schuylkill County. Mr. Girard then created the small village of Girardville in honor of himself. For a number of years all of the first born males born there were required to be named Girard. Unlike today when all the males must be named Ayden, Jayden, Hayden, or Brayden.



With the increasing German population within the Commonwealth demanding more and more cabbage, Stephan Girard believed that crushed anthracite could be used as a condiment, or seasoning, in the widely popular grated cabbage salad. Medical science at the time widely touted the healthy effects of coal consumption as a way to get sufficient mineral intake. Coal would also be used in drinks such as coffee or tea. This is the origin of the phrase “One lump or two.” Doctors at the time would appear in advertisements promoting the consumption of zinc, magnesium, iron and coal, but one must remember that, in those days, medical science also touted the positive attributes of leeching, bloodletting and tobacco smoke enemas.
Stephen Girard would make a fortune with his coal. He ordered all the boys named Girard to break the anthracite into fine pieces; they became the first breaker boys. The crushed anthracite was then mixed into the cabbage salad. In July 1822, the first shipment of one ton of “anthracite coal slaw” was sent down the Schuylkill to Philadelphia. Schuylkill County soon became overrun by capitalists, adventurers and fortune hunters all trying to get in on the action on the world-wide craving for this side dish. Northeast Pennsylvania forever became known as "the coal slaw region." In Girardville coal slaw wrestling became quite popular with the leftover slaw being put to good use.



Anthracite remained a grated cabbage salad ingredient for several years until its value as a fuel source was realized. Secondly, medical science now stated that carbon intake was no longer healthy. Lastly, mineral supplements in a tablet form were better for one’s teeth and became widely available at local general stores in the form of Flintstone vitamins.
Pepper eventually replaced coal as a cabbage salad seasoning. But coal would still be broken into smaller pieces; only now to be used in millions of heatrolas and furnaces across the world. Stephen Girard had an uncanny knack for knowing when to sell and he disposed of his coal slaw franchise to a Betty something or other. He then plunged into the energy and fuel industry; elevating himself from the status of “upper class” to “filthy, stinking rich.”
Stephen Girard often could be seen wearing his “I Got Shamrocked in Girardville” tee shirt as he walked to his center-city Philadelphia Bank (which had financed the 1812 war effort). Few of the people passing him by realized that this gentleman was now the wealthiest man in the entire universe. At the time our universe consisted of the planets Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Vesta, Juno, Ceres, Hollywood, Jupiter, Saturn, Krypton* and Uranus.
Under the terms of his last will and testament, Mr. Girard set up an endowment for a Philadelphia school to educate “poor, white, male, Philadelphia orphans named Girard” and requested that his trustees to get as much wealth from Schuylkill County as possible, and by any means necessary, to fund his project. In a codicil to the will he bequeathed his worn-out “I Got Shamrocked In Girardville” tee shirt, his crumpled coal slaw recipe, and his childhood sled christened “Rosebud” to the village of Girardville. This was the largest charitable bequest by a coal baron to the people Schuylkill County to date.

* Krypton would not disintegrate for another 140 years.