Sunday, February 19, 2012

Possible changes in the renamed school of nursing


Remember, these are only possibilities....

* Classes will be shortened. Morning sessions from 10 A.M. until 11:45 A.M. and afternoon sessions will be from 2:00 P.M. until 3:45 P.M.

* Nurses white uniforms will be replaced by black gowns.

*Classes in "Art of Bedside Manners" will be dropped and nurses can remain grouchy.

*Nurses will be required to read the patient Miranda Warnings before asking him to stick out his tongue and say "Aw."

* School Cafeteria will be replaced with a
Dunkin' Donut Shop.

* Tennis Elbow treatment will be the specialty of the school.